Some Quotes
Some Quotes

Inspirational Love Quotes That Express Exactly What ‘I Love You’ Really Means

These are the best quotes ever!  Everyone loves minions and these hilarious minion quotes will put a smile on your face! Enjoy these hilarious quotes with minion images.

unique

 

Always remember that you are unique just like everyone else.

crazy

 

Behind every crazy woman… Is a man who made her that way. 

 

public toiletPublic toilet- I was in the public toilets and had just sat down.

A voice from the next cubicle said, “Hi!, how are you?”

Embarrassed, I said, “I’m doing fine”.

The voice said “So what are you up to?”.

I said, “Just doing the same as you, sitting here!”

From next door, “Can I come over?”

Annoyed, I said, “rather busy right now”.

The voice said,”Listen, I will have to call you back, there’s an idiot next door answering all my questions”.

enjoyCall me boring but I don’t need to go out partying on a Saturday night to have fun.

Staying home and watching movies is just fine with me.

 

Admit that you’re weird and don’t care.don't care

 

 

 

in night

My bed seems more comfortable in the morning than it does at night.

 

 

photoI try to avoid things that make me fat, like scales, mirrors, and photographs.

 

 

 

smileYes I do smile a little when karma pays a visit to someone who so desperately deserves it.

 

 

Every woman’s dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed… and clean the whole house while she sleeps.

 

 

quiet

Staying quiet doesn’t mean I have nothing to say it means

I don’t think you’re ready to hear my thoughts. 

 

 

eatWhen you’re stressed, you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

 

 

Oh, so you wanna argue? BRING IT. I got my CAPS LOCK ON. caps

 

 

 

mirrorIf someone calls you “ugly” have a good comeback and say “excuse me”, I am not a mirror.

 

 

don't sayMy mother always told me if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say

anything at all… and some people wonder why I’m so quiet around them.

 

slap

When you really want to slap someone, do it and say “Mosquito”. 

 

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