Inspirational Love Quotes That Express Exactly What ‘I Love You’ Really Means
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Always remember that you are unique just like everyone else.
Behind every crazy woman… Is a man who made her that way.
Public toilet- I was in the public toilets and had just sat down.
A voice from the next cubicle said, “Hi!, how are you?”
Embarrassed, I said, “I’m doing fine”.
The voice said “So what are you up to?”.
I said, “Just doing the same as you, sitting here!”
From next door, “Can I come over?”
Annoyed, I said, “rather busy right now”.
The voice said,”Listen, I will have to call you back, there’s an idiot next door answering all my questions”.
Call me boring but I don’t need to go out partying on a Saturday night to have fun.
Staying home and watching movies is just fine with me.
Admit that you’re weird and don’t care.
My bed seems more comfortable in the morning than it does at night.
I try to avoid things that make me fat, like scales, mirrors, and photographs.
Yes I do smile a little when karma pays a visit to someone who so desperately deserves it.
Every woman’s dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed… and clean the whole house while she sleeps.
Staying quiet doesn’t mean I have nothing to say it means
I don’t think you’re ready to hear my thoughts.
When you’re stressed, you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
Oh, so you wanna argue? BRING IT. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
If someone calls you “ugly” have a good comeback and say “excuse me”, I am not a mirror.
My mother always told me if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say
anything at all… and some people wonder why I’m so quiet around them.
When you really want to slap someone, do it and say “Mosquito”.